Guess what everyone? I've decided to enlist your help in doing a study. What is it? To test the endurance of baked goods shipped via the postal system or any other freighter from random places in the United States to Killeen, Texas. That's right! You can participate in a scientific study looking at the durability of food products such as cookies, breads, pepperoni rolls, brownies and much much more! Entries into this study will receive a genuine letter of appreciation from an officer in the US Army, and all food stuffs will be properly disposed of. Submit your articles of delicious food to this address:
WO1 Jeff McGill
Bldg 56413
96th SBDE
North Fort Hood, TX 76544
And if you're not interested in helping science, look at this as a chance for service, to do something for the troops to help you feel good about yourself on the 4th of July, Veteran's Day, Memorial Day, Tuesday, or any other day of the week! Write it off as a charitable contribution, or another option to sending food to the local Salvation Army, send it to the real Army!
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2 comments:
You mean you already finished the cookies I sent you. Geez. I guess they don't last that long.
Ha ha, nope those didn't last long at all!
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